THE MORNING HORSEHIDE HERALD
"Every Score Set Down, No Deed Unsung"
~ Being a Faithful Daily Chronicle of the National Pastime ~
Volume I · No. 9 · Friday, the Seventeenth of July, Two Thousand and Twenty-Six
Reporting 1 contest from the day prior.
The Game of the Day
A YOUNG BACKSTOP HURLS TWO THUNDERBOLTS; AMAZINS DOUSE THE PHILADELPHIA REOPENING, FOUR TO ONE
Francisco Alvarez plays Jove with a brace of home runs, Brett Baty adds a third off the luckless Nola, and the lone lamp of the second half's dawn burns for the cellar-dwellers by the Delaware
When the arc-lights of Citizens Bank Park hummed awake to break five dark days of silence, the faithful along the Delaware came expecting their Quakers to stride briskly back toward the October they covet — and instead beheld a young backstop from the loop's most-forsaken clubhouse seize the whole evening in his fists. Francisco Alvarez, catching for the last-place Amazins, played Jove twice over: a solo bolt to center in the third to break the seal, and a two-run drive to left in the seventh that turned a whisper into a rout. Brett Baty had already slipped a blast of his own between them, and the three round-trippers were charged one and all to the luckless Aaron Nola, who fell to three-and-seven though he fanned six across six honest frames.
Behind it stood the arm of the starter Scott, who spun five-and-two-thirds innings of scoreless three-hit ball with seven strikeouts before a procession of four relievers brought it safely home, Williams nailing down his four-and-tenth save. Trea Turner's eighth-inning bolt — his eleventh of the summer — spared the Philadelphias a whitewash and no more, and A.J. Ewing's ninth-inning double plated the final measure of insurance. The cruel jest of it all: the men from Queens are avowed sellers, their finest names said to be for the taking as the Deadline nears — yet it was precisely those wares, Alvarez and Baty, who did the damage. Philadelphia stays two-and-a-half lengths behind the Tomahawk nine of Atlanta in the senior East and clings yet to a wild-card berth of its own; the Amazins, languishing sixteen games beneath even water and a full fifteen-and-a-half from the divisional summit, took only the small, sweet consolation of spoiling the party.
News Around the League
The Deadline Nears, and Flushing Hangs Out Its Wares
With the trading Deadline bearing down, word along the wire has it that the Metropolitans of New York mean to sell, and to sell broadly — few names, it is whispered, are truly off the table. The bitter irony writes itself, for the very men rumored available, young Alvarez and Baty, spent Thursday eve battering the Phillies about the ears. Elsewhere the market's great puzzle is a familiar one: right-handed bats for the outfield remain scarcer than hen's teeth, and the contenders who covet them must pay dear or go wanting.
Cincinnati Anchors a Rising Arm
The Queen City nine of Cincinnati have placed their faith, and no small purse, in youth: right-hander Chase Burns, all of three-and-twenty and already among the senior circuit's most feared arms, has agreed to a covenant of seven years' length worth one hundred and five millions of dollars. The ledger vindicates the outlay — Burns carries eleven victories, a mark bettered by but one man in all the National League, alongside a trim two-and-fifty-four earned-run average.
Tidings from the Surgeon's Tent
The injury telegraph clattered on through the recess. Philadelphia's reliever Brad Keller is found to have torn the ulnar collateral ligament of his right elbow — a grievous blow to the Quaker bullpen with October in view. Happier word attends Juan Soto, who quit Thursday's contest with a tightness in the left calf but is thought to have escaped serious harm, having drawn three bases on balls before yielding his post to a substitute. And down upon the rehabilitation trail, Atlanta's Ronald Acuña Jr. proclaimed his mending in the loudest possible fashion, clubbing a grand slam in but his third game back from a strained hamstring.
The League Unrolls Its Morrow-Year Ledger
A matter for the almanac-keepers: the League has published the schedule for the campaign of Twenty-Seven, to commence upon the four-and-twentieth of March with an Opening Night contest carried over the Netflix wire, the fuller Opening Day to follow the very next afternoon.
And so the great pause is truly broken — not with the thunderclap of a full card, but with a single lamp lit by the Delaware, where the last-place Amazins made merry sport of the Philadelphia reopening. The scorebooks lie open once more, and this very evening they shall be filled in earnest: a full fifteen contests light the lamps from shore to shore, a doubleheader among them where the Sunshine nine of Tampa Bay call twice upon the Crimson Hose of Boston. Only the Mets and Phillies rest tonight, their reopening labors done, to reconvene their series on Saturday. Mark well the men of the Hub, who carry a nine-game blaze into the fray, and the Boys in Blue of Los Angeles, who bestride all creation at one-and-sixty against six-and-thirty. Until the next dispatch, keep your scorecards near and your enthusiasms nearer.
~ THE HERALD ~